ARMY BRAT

I am an army brat, I ain't ashamed of that
I'm a blood gigolo, bouncer for Amoco
Gun totin' democrat, a frat boy astro-nat
That's how I make my dough, making shit
Glow, glow, glow
You know me, global P.I.G.
I am an army brat, hand me that fucking map
I'm storming every shore, A0rab to Eskimo
Make Uncle Sam a sap, I'll lay your city flat
I'll send you down below to Ol' Diablo
You know me, global P.I.G.
I am an army brat, my dick's a baseball bat
That oil's gotta flow, cuz I say so
Those fuckers in Iraq, they got their shit shellacked
Caught Saddam by the toe, then let him go, go, go
You know me, global P.I.G.
I am an army brat, I buggered Arafat
Wiped out them commy hoes, just like the buffaloes
And those Serbian cats, they got their asses waxed
If there's one name they know, it's “G.I. Joe, Joe, Joe”