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Him: Dude, everday she calls me twenty times, eats garlic toast in
bed
The other night she called the cops and lied and said I punched her in
the head!
Her: He comes home drunk and horny, he calls my mom a bitch
When I try to dress him decent he says he'd rather fight than switch!
Me: BREAK UP! Just pull the trigger man,before I lose my brain
You fight like badgers in a gunny sack and then
Her: Anyways, he shaves his balls and taint, he calls his boss "that
Jew"
And you don't wanna hear the fucking shit he's saying about you!
Him: My dough like crack she smokes it, she's got hairy nipples--ew!
And I ain't had a blowjob since 9-11 neither, too!
Me: BREAK UP! You fight like dinosaurs rolling down a hill
I wanna knock your fucking heads together still.
Still, you know I love you both, you know you're both my friends
You both have some youth left, why wait until the bitter end?
Him: Hey dude,that's kinda hurtful
Her: Wow, I never had a clue
Him: Hey babe ,let's ditch this asshole!
Her: Don't tell me what to fucking do! |