BROOKLYNTOWN ROMEO

I ain't no uptown sucker, no downtown finger-fucker
I am the Brooklyntown Romeo

From North Tenth to Broadway,I'm doing it the odd way
I've always got somewhere to go
They say I'm a liar, a baby denier, honey that don't make it so
Yes I am a number reeper, a window creeper
I am the Brooklyntown Romeo

Both model and actress look good on my mattress
I always put on a show
Whether accountant or stripper, drunk or latte sipper
I'm always ready to roll
Cuz I'm handsome and easy--if you're feeling greasy
I am the Brooklyntown Romeo